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Animal fun fact: Chinchillas can’t get wet. Their fur retains too much water and will start to grow mold. So they bathe by rolling around in dust.

Chinchilla fun fact: Chinchillas have around 20 hairs per follicle; unlike humans who have 2-3 hairs per follicle. Because their fur is so dense, they cannot get fleas or other parasites. The bugs will suffocate in their fur.

Chinchilla fun fact: Petting one of those awesome little guys feels like touching a motherfucking cloud.

Chinchilla fun fact: Their newborn babies are like little pieces of fluffy popcorn. You could easily just toss a handful in your mouth.

Chinchilla fun fact: Don’t toss a handful into your mouth.

i had a chinchilla once… he was really addicted to electricity…. He lived a long and electric life!

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Rules: Just insert your answers to the questions below. Tag at least 10 followers.

Tagged by: moodymerboy
URL: doobsterusmaximus
Name: Devyn
Nickname: Dev and Devs are pretty popular for some reason; current internet nickname is some variation of doob/doobster.
Birthday: 12/29 — not quite christmas, not quite New Years.  throwing bday parties gets a little tricky.
Gender: laday
Sexuality: straightish
Height: 5’8”? maybe more
Time Zone:  Pacific
Current time and date: 8/27 6:17pm
Average hours of sleep: 8 when I can
The last thing I Googled was: wooki (because I can’t spell)
My most used phrase(s): ”uhh I dunno” *nodding silently* *sound effects*
First word that comes to mind: butter (i’m hungry)
Last thing said to a family member: ”Ok, if that’s not too much hassle”
One place that makes me happy and why: beeeed  (doesn’t necessarily have to be mine, so long as it’s cozy) ‘cause it’s squishy and sleepy and occasionally there’s a cat on it. c:
How many blankets I sleep under: 3+
Favorite beverage(s): TEA, hot cocoa, sometimes root beer
The last movie I watched in the cinema: Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone — everyone was so teeny and adorable good gracious
Three things I can’t live without: chocolate, sketchbooks, soap
Something I plan on learning: DEUTSCH oh wait I’m already learning that. I guess how to digitally color more interestingly…
A piece of advice for all my followers: idk all I can think of is some mildly melodramatic vagueness. I guess just try to remember, life sucks, but you don’t (unless you’re into that). Do what you can with what you’re given, and ask for help or say to hell with the rest. Celebrate the little accomplishments. Find happy where you can. Hug things. Sleep. Laugh. Eat your veggies.

Tagging: amurih nelmathyria sheoftheeyeballs kenyaintheclouds naiku-haru gladosknightandthepips domisosoup jolt1ks uncomfortable-hook igabooge if it is to your interest :)

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So, there’s this girl. She’s tragically orphaned and richer than anyone on the planet. Every guy she meets falls in love with her, but in between torrid romances she rejects them all because she dedicated to what is Pure and Good. She has genius level intellect, Olympic-athelete level athletic ability and incredible good looks. She is consumed by terrible angst, but this only makes guys want her more. She has no superhuman abilities, yet she is more competent than her superhuman friends and defeats superhumans with ease. She has unshakably loyal friends and allies, despite the fact she treats them pretty badly. They fear and respect her, and defer to her orders. Everyone is obsessed with her, even her enemies are attracted to her. She can plan ahead for anything and she’s generally right with any conclusion she makes. People who defy her are inevitably wrong.

God, what a Mary Sue.

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did you hear about the italian chef who died?

he pasta way

he just ran out of thyme

here today, gone tomato

his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it

we never sausage a tragedy coming

ashes to ashes, crust to crust

there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world

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