Doobity doop.

awesomeosaur:

doncasturbate:

Ruin this text post

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demafleez:

094/365: dem edges

demafleez:

094/365: dem edges

scribblingquill:

Kitten Update
The cuties are almost 6 weeks old now. They are healthy and becoming really active! :3

khaleesri:

"no homo" I whisper as I look at my garden of pea plants. The progeny had expressed a 1:2:1 ratio of phenotypes. I am Gregor Mendel. 

zipperchan:

how to cover dark circles

zipperchan:

how to cover dark circles

medioxumatepoet:

missionlameturtle:

andrysb24:

mandkips:

#and then he dies #and she starts killing people

Not to mention the whole damn town gets cursed

he doesn’t just DIE, he’s lynched because the Gaston-equivalent sees them together and the whole town is horribly racist and that’s why she starts killing people

I WILL DEFEND THESE TWO TO THE GRAVE

bunnyfood:

LOOK AT THIS CAT

sufficetogay:

youveupsettits:

get-your-ass-in-the-impala:

nurderling:

Watch this video from Cadillac. Note a few things (actor, white, rich guy, workaholic, typical cocky American, very unrealistic). This is not a parody video, they’re being completely serious.

Now watch Ford’s response.

I can’t explain it very well just please watch both of these videos okay Ford burns Cadillac so bad okay it’s so good.

"That’s the upside of giving a damn."

You better hope winter is coming, bitch. You’re gonna need it for that burn.

Holy SHIT.

Ford fucking laying down the damn law.

Ha! Go Ford.

georgetakei:

What’s on your wall? Chicken feed. #BachToMyOldSelfies http://ift.tt/1jdstdp

georgetakei:

What’s on your wall? Chicken feed. #BachToMyOldSelfies http://ift.tt/1jdstdp

gifs-daily:

Pet squirrel tries to hide his nut in the fur of a Bernese Mountain dog [x]

peaceshannon:

stupidfuckingquestions:

Here’s the story (x)

and they also burn you at the stake for being a selfish bitch if you don’t breastfeed. so, you should definitely breastfeed, but only where we can’t see it. because a female breast in public is her being a tramp, whereas a male breast in public is just him staying cool during a jog.

jamescarnalos:

ollygollymolly:

This is my proudest moment.

*Slow clap*

jamescarnalos:

ollygollymolly:

This is my proudest moment.

*Slow clap*